moonstonewitchery

Human Suit Astronaut and Moon

Name: Human Suit Astronaut and Moon
Brand: moonstonewitchery
Price: 66.0 CAD
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Human Suit Astronaut and Moon

$66.00 CAD

~~$90.00 CAD~~ $66.00 CAD

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I realize the name is creepy, but listen, my spiritual mentor always called being incarnated as wearing her “Human Astronaut Suit” so this is my homage to her lol. She’s probably up there like, “okay then, Rhian” but la la la I won’t listen to the ridicule from spirit at the moment because I feel clever. ANYWAY - these astronauts are a way to signal to the Universe that we come in peace, we are curious, we are clever, we have conquered our need for gravity and oxygen and we’re ready to see what lies beyond the fuckery and chaos of Earth. These astronauts are holding the moon (white marble) and/or perched atop of it (black obsidian) and either way they are asserting their dominance over fuckery. This is the vibe and the energy for real. I am impressed with us and our consistent curiosity, brilliance, skills in math and science and our persistence to get TF off of this effing planet. It’s super relatable, mmmkay? Despite me being absurd these ARE crystal carved astronauts and they truly DO represent triumph over obstacles and that energy alone combined with my spellwork will make these showpieces and functional energy beacons in your home. They remind you that no task is too small, no obstacle too great for you to overcome and reach out to grab your dreams. Fuckery be gone, we’re here, we’re spacey and we’re ready to have good energy show up amidst the cold darkness of the great beyond.